Salsa Waffle
The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.
"I salsa waffled your mom last night."
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
Salsa Waffles
Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."