Salted Dildo
A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"