salt the snail
To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
Salting the Snail
Vigorous masturbation.
Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
Salting the Snail
When a female gets turned-off sexually
*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Snail Salt
To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.
Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.
Salted snail
The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.