seasoning salt
when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.
"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."
Johnny's seasoning salt
The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.
Seasoned Salt Challenge
The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
salting season
the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
Lawry's Seasoned Salt
Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.
It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.
The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.
Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.
The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.
Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!
One-season salt
Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.
Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"