Salting the eggs
The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
salt the eggs
impregnate a woman
Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs
salt the eggs
The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.
So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"
Salt Your Eggs
(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.
Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."