salty cock
when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock
ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!
Salty Cock
Term describing the way the male penis tastes after exercise. Usually sweaty and salty hence the name.
woman 1: "i gave him head after he went to the gym and it was disgusting."
woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."
woman 2: "he must have had salty cock."
salty vanilla cock-vomit
The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.
Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.