salty lassi
An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.
Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...