salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

俚语	salty peanuts
释义	salty peanut An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible. When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day. Salty Peanut The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob. John: Hey, did you get any last night? Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut! John: HELL YEAH! salty peanuts sweaty man sack, sporty testicals. often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions. spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts) "umm, i just love salty peanuts" "anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?" or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"
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