Salty potato
The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Salty potato
This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
Salty potato
A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.
Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative
Salty potato
Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.
Babe, don't be a salty potato.
salty potato
joey essex quote, a bit like reem.
'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'
Salty potato cake
A legend or an amazing person
"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"