saltzman
a person with a huge heart and a crazy one
last name will mostly be saltzman not middle or first
Saltzman
A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.
Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!
Alaric Saltzman
literally cant make up his mind about Damon *SMH*
HOT AF
Widow
back from the dead a couple thousand times
History NeRd
HOT AF
Widow
back from the dead a couple thousand times
History NeRd
Alaric Saltzman / Ric is arguably one of the best characters on TVD
Charlie Saltzman
My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.
Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣
Charlie saltzman
Funny and and a good person
Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!