Beachwood

A small town outside of Toms River NJ, known for nothing big...Some ugly girls, a few good parties...and you cant find it on a map.

a rich upper class suburb on the east side of cleveland. is known for the somewhat decent schools and crappy mall.

To have a boner at the beach

you’re just a harry styles fan

if you searched this because of harry styles, let me tell you he is actually talking about the beachwood canyon cafe where louis tomlinson and harry styles are rumored to have met up. And to add to that, the lyrics in the song *Canyon* Moon he says "Doors yellow, broken, blue" whereas the interior of the beachwood canyon cafe is yellow and blue.

A joke of a restaurant ran by clowns. People who work there consider jumping off of the rooftops of buildings with every shift they work. People dining in do not realize that they are paying for overpriced heart attacks on plates - which take about 45 minutes to even reach their tables (appetizers take about 25.)