Samanthia
In a nut shell: one fine piece of woman. Smart, funny, drop dead gorgeous. Generally known for superior flexibility skills, singing and dancing. Usually from Alabama. Girls tend to whisper the name, yet boys scream it.
"Have you seen that girl lately? Man, she can't be anyone but Samanthia"
Girl: "who is THAT?"
Boyfriend: " That Dear... is Samanthia."
Girl: "Who?"
Boyfriend: "Basically the hottest thing there is"
Girl: "WHAT?? we're over"
Boyfriend: "THANK YOU!!...*pauses for a moment*... Hey Samanthia! I'm your future boyfriend"
Girl: "who is THAT?"
Boyfriend: " That Dear... is Samanthia."
Girl: "Who?"
Boyfriend: "Basically the hottest thing there is"
Girl: "WHAT?? we're over"
Boyfriend: "THANK YOU!!...*pauses for a moment*... Hey Samanthia! I'm your future boyfriend"