Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.