Sammed
To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.
Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.
A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd
Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.
A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd
Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"
Sammed
Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.
"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."
"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"
"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"
Sammed
When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.
Sammed
To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.
she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.
Sammed
Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.
Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!
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Sam - A loving, funny, and amazing friend. Everyone needs a Sam in their life!
Person One: Wow. Your friend is the best.
Person Two: Oh, you mean Sam?
Person Two: Oh, you mean Sam?