sammer
International term/name used to describe the greatest specimen of man: king of all kings, pimp of all pimps.
"Sammer, when I grow up I wanna be just like you!" or "Hail O' mighty Sam I am truly blessed to have met you"
sammer
a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".
Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?
Girl: can you make me a sammer?
Girl: can you make me a sammer?
sammered
When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.
My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.
Sammer
Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.
He is sucha Sammer
Sammered
To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
Dude, I'm so totally sammered.
Sammers
To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.
"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"
Sammer
The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.
He's just like Sammer!