sammitch plate
simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.
Sammitch Plate > all
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OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111