Samosa'd
"Samosa'd" : The act of rubbing a pastry in a seemingly offending stranger's face in a rather unexpected manner that results in the immense enjoyment of all observers.
"Oh man, I was drunkenly absorbed in my falafel and didn't actually see, but I'm pretty sure that Vic just samosa'd that dude in the face! Yeah, his face is covered in spinach. samosa'd.