Sam Porter
The act of Masturbation over Men in bunny suits
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Sam Porter Bridges
He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~