Samsonited
When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
Samsonite
A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success
Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!
- Samsonite!!
samsonite
When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.
Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.
samsonite
Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.
Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
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Joe: She's a MILF.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.
samsonite
Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.
Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..
samsonite
Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.
Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.
Uncle Samsonite
Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!