Samsung Sex Party
The heir to the Samsung throne has widely been known to throw the craziest sex parties this side of Pyongyang. Thought to have been raised and educated in Boston, MA, the mysterious heir to the Samsung Electronics Empire has become infamous for his rockstar-eque exploits of females. He has been known to jump from city to city in his private jet sleeping with multiple women in between decadent meals. He has allegedly taken hundreds of thousands of women out to seafood dinners and has not once called them back. In sum, he makes the Dos Equis man look like Tim Tebow.
Jon got drunk last night and ended up in a hotel room with 3 Vegas strippers and a midget. Needless to say it was a Samsung Sex Party