Bealeshit
A special type of bullshit spoken by the current manager of Sevco FC. Often lapped up by the connoisseurs of succulent lamb AKA the Scottish Mainstream Media
When explaining why you are still 9 points behind your greatest rivals, use Bealeshit and state the following “ “The difference is nine points but we've only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn't it?”