SanctimoniAss
A self-righteous, self-centered, sanctimonious, judgmental ass who feels the need to criticize and point out to everyone who will listen, every perceived imperfection in everyone else's lives, while turning a blind eye to the fact that the real imperfections are fully owned by the SanctimoniAss.
A SanctimoniAss would say "I won't let anybody know that I live with my same-sex partner, but for HER to live with her unmarried boyfriend is really, REALLY wrong and by the way, I never, never fucking swear, God damn it!!"