Beam Shatner off the Enterprise
another term for deficating
Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.
Beaming Shatner
A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet
B: A reverse blumpkin
B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return