Sandbar
An expression of lameness or douchebaggery.
Derived from the people who visit the sandbar on the Columbia River behind the Gorge Amphitheater instead of buying tickets for the show.
Derived from the people who visit the sandbar on the Columbia River behind the Gorge Amphitheater instead of buying tickets for the show.
Can you believe those girls in the campground bathroom who are straightening their hair! That's so SANDBAR!
We're at a Dave Matthews show and those SANDBAR douche bags are blasting Snoop Dogg in their RV.
Me: I have to go back to work tomorrow.
You: SANDBAR!
We're at a Dave Matthews show and those SANDBAR douche bags are blasting Snoop Dogg in their RV.
Me: I have to go back to work tomorrow.
You: SANDBAR!
Sandbar
The act of wetting your penis and covering it with sand, then sticking it inside of a girl's ass
That bitch didn't even see the sandbar comin!
sandbar
The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.
Please fondle my sandbar.
sandbar
sandbar - when you shit in the toilet and the mound peaks above the water line forming a sandbar\\
omg there are raisins in your sandbar homie1
sandbar
The perineum.
sandbar
An extreme skid mark left on the toilet bowl.
I just had to scrub my brother's nasty ass sandbar off the toilet!
sandbar
The act of becoming exuberantly inebriated with a sibling of the same sex and proceding to engender in one sided anal innercourse.
"(to) sandbar"
Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Sam: Why?
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.
Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!
Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.
William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.
Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.
Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.
Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Sam: Why?
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.
Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!
Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.
William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.
Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.
Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.