Beanage
Too much beans to handle
“Bro I got too much beanage!”
beanage
Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.
(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"
Beanage
When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person
Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning
Beanage
Too much beans to handle
“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”
beanage
Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.
"Yo mama is beanage my friend"
Thermonuclear Beanage
It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!
spread your beanage
a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."