sand lobster
A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.
The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.
sand lobster
The underside of Chris' gooch.
Chris has one nasty sand lobster.
Sand Lobster
An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.
"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."
"Mm. I like it."
"I don't like sand..."
"Yeah dude."
"Mm. I like it."
"I don't like sand..."
"Yeah dude."