sand-phobia
A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.
Also see:
Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)
Also see:
Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)
Look how that guy pretends to have a sand-phobia.