Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.