Sandwich God
The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Sandwich God
Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.
(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)
‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’