Sanford North Carolina

ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!

Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.

Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.

2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! Sanford is known for their country bumpkins and southern hospitality. O and lets not forget the abundance of Mexicans. If your from the North and find yourself moving to Sanford, I'm sure you will end up in Carolina Trace with every other last yankee in this town!