San Franciscan Teapot
To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night
Horatio: That must have hurt!
Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!
Horatio: That must have hurt!
Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!