san pasqual

Ummm... only the BEST high school ever! Not as richy bitchy as RB, but definitely better than Esco. (aka Ghetto) and WAYYYY better than OG. Cool tachers, fun classes, and HOTTTTT chicks/guys. San Pasqual is so legit, it is within walking distance to the Mall, three golf courses, a park, and some of the most expensive residential districts in San Diego. All in all, the students of San Pasqual will one day rule the world. GO FIGHTING EAGLES!!!!

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San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.

The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.