Santa Hoe

Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!

俚语	santa hoe
释义	Santa Hoe Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa. Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there? Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room? Santa Claus That Hoe a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present. Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe Guy 2: really? Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack Guy 2: wow!
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