Santa's Sleigh
The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
Santa Sleighs
An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride
Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
Santa’s sleigh dust
Another line for cocaine.
Ex.
- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?
-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.
- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?
-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.