saqifur
The biggest, furriest pair of balls you have ever seen. Saqifurs are known to roll around the earth, smelling of every repugnant odor known to man. Yet, he gets many bitches. He braids mommifur's pubes. Probably listens to Justin Bieber. Grade A douche bag.
A: What happened to him?
B: He angered Saqifur, so Saqifur released his inner ball sack and rolled into him.
B: He angered Saqifur, so Saqifur released his inner ball sack and rolled into him.