Bean Fucked
To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
bean fuck
when you perform anal sex on a person that is in the fetal position.
Jimmy asked Suzy to get into the fetal position after he took off his pants, so that he could perfmorm a quality bean fuck
fuck beans
phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel
fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!
fuck beans
Exclamation of disgust, hatred.
Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly.
fuck beans
Random expression of anger and shock.
Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!
Steve: What? Fuck beans!
fuck beans
Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.
I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby.
fuck-bean
Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.
Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk