saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

What Yanks and other fools call Cling Film. Saran isn't even a word.

1. In reference to a manipulative teenage girl in Chicago.
2. Refers to an incident that she had with a boyfriend where they were about to have sex, but didn't have condoms. They searched through her parents' drawers, and when they couldn't find one, she said "well, why don't we use saran wrap?"
3. Now used as an insult towards the aforementioned girl, given that she mistreats all humans she comes in contact with.
4. Alludes to her idiocy.

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

The act of placing a thin film of saran wrap over a bitches face and precedding to have a bowel movement (shit). the reverse involves slighty tilted logistics in that the shit goes first and is later embraced beetween both the wrap and the face. (Ooops) ( L Yah)

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record