Sarascrotum

A nickname for the town of Sarasota, usually used when referring to the city with respect to an array of negative aspects, such as the excess of senior citizens, the close-mindedness of its conservative constituents, the propensity for sexually-related news to occur in the area (ie Pee Wee Herman getting caught in the porn theater, the setting of the show "Cougar Town," and a recent incident where a man was caught masturbating in the toy isle of a Walmart)...or sometimes, just referring to the sheer boredom or lack of new faces, especially in the blistering heat of summer. ***Term coined by Nikki Kostyun***