sarcactus
1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.
1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"
2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"
2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."
sarcactual
When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic
Girl: How does my hair look?
Guy: Delightful...
Girl: You're being sarcastic.
Guy: No it actually looks nice.
Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.
Guy: Delightful...
Girl: You're being sarcastic.
Guy: No it actually looks nice.
Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.