sargoning
The act of likeing peoples status on facebook regardless of what it may say or mean.
Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.
sargon
A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.
Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this
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Sargonic
Weaponized use of language, or rhetoric, toward an offending, ignorant, or closed-minded individual (or group) with the intent of highlighting said individual(s) hypocrisy
Did you hear about Jeff and Shirley arguing racism? Jeff claimed that the cis-hetero white supremacist patriarchal nature of the police department she works for is responsible for the genocide of black Americans. Shirley was poetic in her Sargonic response to Jeff when she pointed out Jeff voted for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Sargon's law
Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Sargon of Akkad
A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.
I can't believe I used to watch Sargon of Akkad's videos, that guy's a total cuck.
Sargon's Law
A pretentious way of saying "projection" often used by people during fits of histrionics
"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"