Sarnia

sometimes called sarnhole aka the shitiest place on earth

n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen pregnancy capital of Canada.

A city with lots to do (compared to most other places in Southern Ontario... beach, decent mall, Canatara Park, etc) but still has a small town feel. (Roads are dead any time after 7pm).

Home of Sarnia Sting, international gymnastic competitors, and BRIDGE FRIES!

A quiet little town inhabited by both kind and unkind people, there are a few druggies but that's expected in ANY town.... Aside from that it is a highly artistic community with many things to do such as shopping, sight seeing and taking seat at a bar or restaurant for some local cuisine and maybe a few drinks.

It does NOT smell bad in any way shape or form, but is referred to as Chemical valley. You will not get cancer from coming here and we do have a high rate of teen pregnancy, as the teenagers here aren't very bright when it comes to protection.

Chemical Wasteland.

A tiny town that most people have never heard and probably never will hear about. if you come here there is this strong magnetic force that god only knows why makes people want to live here.

n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.