Sarsaparilla
A person that does not drink alcoholic beverages.
Bill: Hey, it's beer O'clock and I'm knackered. Lets go get a drink.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.
... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.
Jim: Sorry mate, I don't drink.
Bill: OK, maybe next time.
... later
Bill: Hey Bruce, that new bloke at work.. Jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
Bruce: Really? Man, that is so weak.
Sarsaparilla
old man root beer but not creepy old man root beer
HEY SON GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SARSAPARILLA
sarsaparilla
When an athlete who loses a competition in his select sport, (such as a tennis match) reaches into his pants and smothers his hand with his ball sweat (without being noticed) and shakes the other competitors hand.
Yo I gave that guy a sarsaparilla because I lost.
sarsaparilla circus
When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
hey say sarsaparilla
The most delicious sarsaparilla drink in existence. Made in China. Ten times more delicious than American "Root beer."
Hey Say sarsaparilla drink is the shit!