Sarventesexual
You are madly in love with a neopolitan stick woman who number one is taken and number two is fictional and will never know who are you are. You can't even say no homo to get rid of this sin.
Person 1: I'm Sarventesexual.
Person 2: wh- oh no oh no oh no oh no im leaving
Person 2: wh- oh no oh no oh no oh no im leaving