Sasquatch Crotch
When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.
Gurchrude: "Omg!"
Helga: "What is it?"
Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."
Helga: "...and?"
Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."
Helga: "Tell me anyway."
Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"
Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
Helga: "What is it?"
Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."
Helga: "...and?"
Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."
Helga: "Tell me anyway."
Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"
Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
Sasquatch crotch
The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.