sassage
A sausage with attitude.
Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.
sassage
slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.
my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.
sassage
SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend
"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"
sassage
another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.
I stuck my polish sassage in her.
Sassage
A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.
Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.
Mark:Sassage!!!
Mark:Sassage!!!
Sassage Pants
When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
sassage fest
is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others
often mistaken for the term sausage fest
often mistaken for the term sausage fest
That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.