satan burger

1. a theoretical burger that satan makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it.
2. any burger that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although satan probably could and Jesus definately could).
3. A burger that is so hot it makes you question your faith in God.

Dressing up as a fat Elvis impersonator, sunglasses included, and doing a hooker from behind, while eating a burger. The situation is characterized by Elvis' total lack of disregard.

The term originates from the urban legend of 1970s pornographic film depicting this scenario, in which the burger was prepared by the fry-cook at the diner two blocks over, who is none other than Beelzebub himself, in a new plot to feed his evil to the world.