Satellite boyfriend
A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.
K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.