Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

Satinism

A big bag of poopy poops

FLAMING BAGS OF poop, satinism

Satine

She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor.

Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies
2. she is a prostitute.

Hmm.

Satine

sa-teen
Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES!

Wow! a satine! She can sing and dance!

It looks satine to me.
I ate a satine last night.

satin

A type of material that is used in various objects

satin is used on cirtain types of Boxer shorts are made from this

Satin

Beautiful fabric often mistaken for Satan.

Look at these beautiful satin sheets!

satin

1. A type of fabric often confused for silk

2. A incredible smart , beautiful ,strong or independent woman

Wow are these sheets satin ?

She's really cool, must be satin .

俚语	satinism
释义	Satinism A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns. It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism. "The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..." Satinism A big bag of poopy poops FLAMING BAGS OF poop, satinism Satine She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor. Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies 2. she is a prostitute. Hmm. Satine sa-teen Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES! Wow! a satine! She can sing and dance! It looks satine to me. I ate a satine last night. satin A type of material that is used in various objects satin is used on cirtain types of Boxer shorts are made from this Satin Beautiful fabric often mistaken for Satan. Look at these beautiful satin sheets! satin 1. A type of fabric often confused for silk 2. A incredible smart , beautiful ,strong or independent woman Wow are these sheets satin ? She's really cool, must be satin .
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