satisfired
Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
satisfired
That good feeling of relief when your terrible boss finally let's you go... And you won't have to deal with your nasty co-workers.
After that 3rd warning last Monday, Mr Stuurman thought he was teaching me a lesson by letting me go for coming to work wasted. Little did he know I was satisfired...HaHaHa I never loved that job HaHaHa *sips vodka* HaHaHa Free at last