sattaporn
Usually short, bald and asian, Sattaporn's are friendly little creatures who don't do their work and dick around all night long. Sattaporn's will do almost anything to get a girls attention. He has many of methods, but his most famous method is to break the girls kneecaps.
"Carl didn't do his work and was playing star craft all night last night... What a Sattaporn."